About the Author
My name is Aly. When I was in sixth grade I was chosen to go on a field trip for gifted girls in science, due to an excessive interest in the structure of a human cell that turned out merely to be an enthusiasm for interior design–we were allowed to decorate the class room with neon saran wrap to resemble the inner workings of a cell and I had been dreaming of purple walls for months. You could say it was all downhill from there.
About the Blog
If you’re one of those people who gets everything right the first time then I don’t want to hear from you. I was the kid in class who always asked for a second sheet of paper to start over on. If my life were a television show — and I often think it is — I would be known for my outtakes. And also being impatient. I thought recently that the only reason I hated waiting is because I know how little time there is and I don’t want to waste it, which made me think of how much time I waste complaining about waiting.).
I like to write about observations, failed attempts at adulthood, being an honestly hilarious feminist, shows that I love and hate to love. I enjoy watching television because it’s what I grew up doing. I’m Gen Y! I had a television in my room since age six. Before that, I fell asleep listening to a loop of the Kidselebration personalized name tapes. Do you wish that you could be a guest on Troy and Abed in the Morning? I do, too.
Here’s blogging at you (from behind what have been described as “L.A. trendy” bangs from someone who has been to L.A.),
*Disclaimer: I reserve the right to be unfunny at any and all times (thanks for putting up with me).
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